Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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