do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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