Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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