He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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