I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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