Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
