Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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