im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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