Jerry, you need to find god
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize