I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
