I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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