I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Vodka?
Forever.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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