is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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