The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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