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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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