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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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