you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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