Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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