i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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