Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
