super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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