We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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