It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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