So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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