your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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