She's JV to your varsity
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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