at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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