Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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