I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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