no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just had sex on a roof
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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