I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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