Do vagina's smell?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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