It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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