When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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