Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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