God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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