Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Porn is love you can see.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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