is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
