Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Randomize
