Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sorry about my life...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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