They should really pass out barf bags in church
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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