Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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