no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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