some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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