Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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