i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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