why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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