Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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