I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
