i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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