The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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