Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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